"Bedtime Stories"
Original Airdate: November 1, 2007
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SAM: I don't understand, Dean, why not?
DEAN: Because I said so!
SAM: We got the Colt now!
DEAN: Sam...
SAM: We can summon the crossroads demon, pull the gun on her, and force her to let you out of the deal!
DEAN: We're not summoning anything - we don't even know if that will work!
SAM: Well, then we'll just shoot her! If she dies then the deal goes away.
DEAN: We don't know if that will work either Sam! All you're pitching me right now is a bunch of ifs and maybes, and that's not good enough, because if we screw with this deal, you die!
SAM: And if we don't screw with it, you die!
DEAN: Sam! Enough! I'm not going to have this conversation!
SAM: Why, because you said so?
DEAN: Yes! Because I said so!
SAM: Well, you're not Dad!
DEAN: No, but I am the oldest, and I'm doing what's best! You're going to let this go, you understand me? Tell me about this psychotic killer. C'mon, Sam, tell me about the psychotic killer.
SAM: Psychotic killer. Rips victims apart with brute like veracity.
DEAN: Okay, any mention of his razor sharp teeth or his four inch claws? Animal eyes?
SAM: No. The lunar cycle is right. Look, if it is a werewolf, we don't have long. The moon is full Friday and that's the last time he changes for a month.
DEAN: Two days, no sweat.
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DEAN: Well, there's no sulfur anywhere. How about the EMF?
SAM: Yeah, it's going nuts. Over here by the window. Definitely a spirit here.
DEAN: Who stood outside the crime scene and watched?
SAM: Looks like.
DEAN: What the hell do you make of that?
SAM: Actually, I do have a theory. Uh, sorta.
DEAN: Hit me.
SAM: Well, thinking about fairy tales.
DEAN: Oh that's...nice. Think about fairy tales often?
SAM: No, Dean, I'm talking about the murders. A guy and a girl hiking through the woods, an old lady tries to eat them. That's Hansel and Gretel. And then we got the three brothers arguing over how to build houses, attacked by the big bad wolf.
DEAN: The three little pigs.
SAM: Yep.
DEAN: Actually, those guys were a little chubby. Well, wait, I thought all of those things ended with everybody living happily ever after?
SAM: No, no, not the originals. See, the Grimm Brothers stuff was kinda like the folklore of it's day, full of sex, violence, cannibalism, now that got sanitized over the years and turned into Disney flicks and bedtime stories.
DEAN: So, you think the murders are, what, a reenactment? It's a little crazy.
SAM: Crazy is what? Everyday of our lives?
DEAN: Touché. How's the creepy ghost girl involved?
SAM: Well, she must have been here for a reason. I'm willing to bet you top dollar that she was at the construction site too.
DEAN: We gotta do research now, don't we?
SAM: So?
DEAN: Checked every record they had. Found the usual amount of violent childhood deaths for a town this size.
SAM: Okay.
DEAN: Want to know how many were little girls with black hair and pale skin?
SAM: Zero.
DEAN: Want to know how many little girls with black hair and pale skin have gone missing? Right again. Zip, zilch, nada. Tell me you got something good, because I totally wasted the last six hours.
SAM: Well, you ever hear of Lillian Bailey? She's a British medium from the 1930s.
DEAN: She got a thing for fairy tales?
SAM: No, trances. See, she'd go into these unconscious states, where, um, get this, her thoughts and actions were completely controlled by spirits.
DEAN: Ghost puppet master.
SAM: Yeah.
DEAN: Think that's what this kid is doing? Sending wolf boy and grandma into trances and making people crazy?
SAM: Could be. Y'know, kinda like a spirit hypnosis or something.
DEAN: Trances I get, but fairy tale trances? That's bizarre even for us.
SAM: Yeah, you're right, that's completely normal.
DEAN: Alright, maybe it is fairy tales. Totally messed up fairy tales. I'll tell you one thing, there's no way I'm kissing a damn frog.
SAM: Hey, check that out.
DEAN: Yeah, close to Halloween.
SAM: Remember Cinderella? With the pumpkin that turns into a coach and the mice that become horses?
DEAN: Dude, could you be more gay? Don't answer that.
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DEAN: You know, what he said? That's some good advice.
SAM: Is that what you want me to do, Dean? Just let you go?
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