Penname: keepaofthecheez [Contact] Real name: keepaofthecheez
Member Since: 06/27/2006
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Stories by keepaofthecheez
'til you're old enough to know things ain't as they appear by keepaofthecheez Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 13]
Summary: Jensen dives into the seedy underbelly of Pledge Week at UT for a news article and gets more than he bargained for. Completely cliche and totally AU, but y'know, it could've happened. If the universe was, like, alternate.
Categories: Jared/Jensen > Alternate Universe
Characters: Jared, Jensen, Other
Fun Genres: None
Genres: Drama, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: 'til you're old enough to know things ain't as they appear
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 13379 Read Count: 4510
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Published: 02/13/2007 Updated: 02/13/2007
'til you’re old enough to know things ain't as they appear by keepaofthecheez Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 18]
Summary: Past Featured StoryJensen dives into the seedy underbelly of Pledge Week at UT for a news article and gets more than he bargained for. Completely cliché and totally AU, but y’know, it could’ve happened. If the universe was, like, alternate.
Categories: Jared/Jensen > Alternate Universe
Characters: Chad Michael Murray, Christian Kane, Jared, Jensen, Michael Rosenbaum, Steve Carlson, Tom Welling
Fun Genres: None
Genres: Drama, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: 'til you're old enough to know things ain't as they appear
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 32751 Read Count: 21190
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Published: 04/24/2007 Updated: 07/14/2007
(Know what makes me tick) I love it when you lick by keepaofthecheez Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 11]
Summary: "In the end, all it takes is a single quelling look and his fingers on Texas to shut Jared up."
Categories: Jared/Jensen
Characters: Jared, Jensen
Fun Genres: None
Genres: PWP
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1446 Read Count: 4345
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Published: 03/27/2007 Updated: 03/27/2007
(Wise Men Say) Only Fools Rush In by keepaofthecheez Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 8]
Summary: Written for undermistletoe's Cliches and Crack Days; They can't be more than ten feet away from one another or ___ happens.
Categories: Sam/Dean > Overall Series
Characters: Dean, Sam
Fun Genres: None
Genres: Drama, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11365 Read Count: 5990
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Published: 12/22/2006 Updated: 12/22/2006
...then i get to try to put it back together by keepaofthecheez Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 9]
Summary: The final installment in the new otp 'verse.
Categories: Jared/Jensen
Characters: Chad Michael Murray, Jared, Jensen, Michael Rosenbaum, Tom Welling
Fun Genres: None
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Series: New OTP 'Verse
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 13778 Read Count: 9638
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Published: 01/12/2007 Updated: 01/12/2007
5 Times Dean Threatened People who Hit on Sam by keepaofthecheez Rated: R starstarstarstar [Reviews - 11]
Summary: 5 Things prompt - 5 times Dean threatened people who hit on Sam.
Categories: Sam/Dean > Season One
Characters: Dean, Sam
Fun Genres: None
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1360 Read Count: 4128
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Published: 09/15/2006 Updated: 09/15/2006
5 Voicemails by keepaofthecheez Rated: R starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 17]
Summary: Five Voicemail Messages Jensen Left Jared (but deleted before Jared, you know, heard them) and Five Voicemail Messages Jared Left Jensen (and tried to delete them, but pushed the wrong button. Oops.)
Categories: Jared/Jensen > Pre-SPN
Characters: Jared, Jensen
Fun Genres: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: New OTP 'Verse
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 707 Read Count: 4571
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Published: 09/15/2006 Updated: 09/15/2006
6 Lessons to Live By by keepaofthecheez Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 6]
Summary: Oohhh - this is just porn. Probably. With a sprinkling of plot. Okay, really the plot is porn.
Categories: Jared/Jensen
Characters: Chad Michael Murray, Jared, Jensen, Michael Rosenbaum, Tom Welling
Fun Genres: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12277 Read Count: 6278
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Published: 06/27/2006 Updated: 06/27/2006
A Friend in Need's a Friend Indeed (or What Happens at Welling's House, STAYS at Welling's House.) by keepaofthecheez Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 7]
Summary: I now bring you fic featuring my newest-discovered OTP...and that would be Smallville-era!Jensen and Gilmore Girls-era!Jared. Together. HAVING THE SECKS.
Categories: Jared/Jensen > Pre-SPN
Characters: Chad Michael Murray, Jared, Jensen, Michael Rosenbaum, Tom Welling
Fun Genres: None
Genres: Drama, First Time
Warnings: None
Series: New OTP 'Verse
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5025 Read Count: 4509
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Published: 09/15/2006 Updated: 09/15/2006
all I want for you to do is take my body home by keepaofthecheez Rated: R starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: A (really) short coda to In My Time of Dying, so all the spoilers apply. These are Dean's disjointed thoughts and actions directly after the end of the episode.
Categories: Sam/Dean > Season Two
Characters: Dean, Sam
Fun Genres: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 672 Read Count: 484
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Published: 10/04/2006 Updated: 10/04/2006
All These Pictures of You by keepaofthecheez Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Interlude in the new otp 'verse. Phone schmoop!
Categories: Jared/Jensen > Pre-SPN
Characters: Jared, Jensen
Fun Genres: None
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: New OTP 'Verse
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1857 Read Count: 2860
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Published: 12/22/2006 Updated: 12/22/2006
all your cargames are belong to us by keepaofthecheez Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Throwing things out of a window, and schmoop.
Categories: Sam/Dean > Overall Series
Characters: Dean, Sam
Fun Genres: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2462 Read Count: 1162
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Published: 07/15/2007 Updated: 07/15/2007
and in the pulse there lies conviction by keepaofthecheez Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 11]
Summary: Interlude in the new otp 'verse. Jensen finally goes home.
Categories: Jared/Jensen
Characters: Jared, Jensen
Fun Genres: None
Genres: Established Relationship, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: New OTP 'Verse
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2723 Read Count: 2523
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Published: 02/12/2007 Updated: 02/12/2007
And You Can Be the Remedy by keepaofthecheez Rated: R starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Dean gets hurt, and Sam angsts. This is the prequel to a new series I'm planning on doing. One that will involve actual plot. Try to contain your shock, people.
Categories: Sam/Dean > Pre-Series
Characters: Dean, Sam
Fun Genres: None
Genres: Angst, Drama, Hurt & Comfort
Warnings: Underage
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3396 Read Count: 1473
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Published: 08/02/2006 Updated: 08/02/2006
Beauty: In the Eye of the Beholder by keepaofthecheez Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Who says all love is blind?
Categories: Jared/Jensen
Characters: Jared, Jensen
Fun Genres: None
Genres: First Time, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4654 Read Count: 2887
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Published: 11/05/2007 Updated: 11/05/2007